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1. Don’t ever call me Virginia. Nobody calls me that, not since my mother passed away.
2. I’m not exactly OCD, but things are organized in my life in a certain way, for good reasons. Mess with things and incur my wrath.
3. I work. A lot. I work long, strange hours. I have to answer my phone at any time of the day or night. It’s my job. I’m a personal assistant, it’s what I do. It’s nothing personal. It’s what I’m getting paid for.
4. I have to compartmentalize. I don’t talk about my job much with my friends, and I don’t talk about my personal life to my coworkers. It’s just better that way, really.
5. No, I can’t get you in to talk to Tony Stark. No, I can’t get an autograph, or his phone number, or email, or anything like that. Don’t even bother asking.
6. I don’t mind a little coddling, now and then, but I can take care of myself. I work for one of the richest, most powerful and important men in the world. Sometimes, my job carries risks. I can take care of myself.And if I can’t, Iron Man will.
7. I’m smart. Just because I wear designer stilettos doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain. I have degrees in accounting and business management, I minored in art history. I may very well be smarter than you. Learn to deal with it, or don’t bother with me.
8. I’m allergic to oranges. So if you’re bringing me breakfast in bed… apple juice, please.
9. Am I red all over? Hey, a girl has to have some secrets.
10. If you think you’ll be playing second fiddle to Tony Stark… You’re probably right, to a certain extent.
2. I’m not exactly OCD, but things are organized in my life in a certain way, for good reasons. Mess with things and incur my wrath.
3. I work. A lot. I work long, strange hours. I have to answer my phone at any time of the day or night. It’s my job. I’m a personal assistant, it’s what I do. It’s nothing personal. It’s what I’m getting paid for.
4. I have to compartmentalize. I don’t talk about my job much with my friends, and I don’t talk about my personal life to my coworkers. It’s just better that way, really.
5. No, I can’t get you in to talk to Tony Stark. No, I can’t get an autograph, or his phone number, or email, or anything like that. Don’t even bother asking.
6. I don’t mind a little coddling, now and then, but I can take care of myself. I work for one of the richest, most powerful and important men in the world. Sometimes, my job carries risks. I can take care of myself.
7. I’m smart. Just because I wear designer stilettos doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain. I have degrees in accounting and business management, I minored in art history. I may very well be smarter than you. Learn to deal with it, or don’t bother with me.
8. I’m allergic to oranges. So if you’re bringing me breakfast in bed… apple juice, please.
9. Am I red all over? Hey, a girl has to have some secrets.
10. If you think you’ll be playing second fiddle to Tony Stark… You’re probably right, to a certain extent.
